Wipers Remorse

That feeling you get whilst pooping, when you wipe, then realize you still have more to come.

"Jeff had wiped, pulled up his pants and as he washed his hands realized he had wipers remorse."

by DJ Funky Butt September 17, 2012

jerkers remorse

The feeling of guilt one feels after a good ole jerkin session. Still not completey understood why many men expirience this issue.

After Clevon got done burping the worm after a long days work he climaxed and felt a great deal of jerkers remorse strike him but it only lasted a few seconds cause he started fappin like nothing happened.

by Rufus for President 2012 April 3, 2015

drive thru remorse

The pang of regret sometimes felt in the few seconds/yards between ordering fast-food at the speaker and picking it up in the drive thru lane.

*More often felt for greasy food choices rather than healthy or salad options.

Reversing in the drive thru lane is not recommended.

After ordering my second KFC meal of the week, I felt drive thru remorse as I pulled up to the payment window. I wondered how embarrassing it would be to tell the guy I changed my mind. But then I found the $7 leaping from my wallet, and the fried chicken in my mouth. TOO LATE!

by Valgirl March 20, 2010

Procreator's remorse

The sense of regret after having children. It may stem from fear of making the wrong choice, guilt over extravagance, or a suspicion of having been overly influenced by friends, parents, or a partner.

Jim was on the fence about having children and once he did he was struck with a bad case of procreator's remorse.

by Ligonier March 20, 2013

Buster’s Remorse

The moment after you nutted, you feel disgusted at what you masturbated to, questioning your sanity and/or standards.

After little Timmy nutted, he felt Buster’s Remorse after rewatching the video he masturbated to, feeling disgusted with himself.

by Hjack September 27, 2019

Buyer's Remorse

That feeling you get when you realize that the person you voted for in the last election was an even bigger disaster than the one they replaced.

Watchingwhat the new presidentdid to the country during his first week in office, many Americans immediately developed buyer's remorse.

by THX1180 March 12, 2021

Remorsing

reminiscing about something you feel regret over.

"What's the matter?"
"I'm just remorsing over what I did last weekend...I never should have drank that vodka.."

by DanceCrier April 16, 2008