Release The Brakes

When one relaxes their sphincter muscle to let a fart or some faeces out.

"Dude, I accidentally released the brakes during a math test and I made this huge fart!"
"Dude, yeah, I heard it!"

by Soiled Undergarment October 21, 2004

release the doves

to commence ejaculation (male)

Cathy was late for work and needed to get in the shower, so she demanded that I release the doves.

by hinder90 June 1, 2006

filthy release

The combination of ejaculation and taking a dump at the exact same time during a blumpkin.

After a few minutes, I realize I'm about to blow it out of both ends...there it was, my first filthy release. It nearly shot her across the room.

by Tellydude September 20, 2016

release the hostages

(v.) to release a large stool, or series of stools

After eating that burrito, I have to release the hostages.

by Mango January 2, 2003

Minecraft release 1.9

The update that ruined combat and completely killed Minecraft for years.

Oh my god, why do I have to wait to get full damage out of my sword? Minecraft release 1.9 sucks!

by It'sTheDKrazy July 7, 2020

sweet release

The act of droppin' yall's skeet. AKA gettin' that nut. Ejaculating.

Man, I would really like to give her the sweet release!

by James Sighler May 16, 2010

release therapy

Ludacris's new album

Shake ya moneymaker like somebody bout to pay ya, don't worry bout dem hatas keep your nose up in the ai-yuh...
You know I got it, if you want it come get it stand next to this money like EY! EY! EY!!!

from Release Therapy's "Money Maker"

by Marcus Reed October 6, 2006