by Oversizedlolipop123 July 11, 2016
Get the Sick reads mug.young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices
by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020
Get the young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time mug.1. To completely switch your "ass" from one position to another. Physically or ideologically.
2. To revert to an old boyfriend/girlfriend/squeeze due to an extended drought.
2. To revert to an old boyfriend/girlfriend/squeeze due to an extended drought.
(1) I was leaning on the bar as the waitress was passing by so I had to reass myself
(2) I dont like Greg's position on Child Labour, I'm going have to reass my support for him.
(3) OMG, these last few months have been tough going on the dating scene, I had to reass Alice.
(2) I dont like Greg's position on Child Labour, I'm going have to reass my support for him.
(3) OMG, these last few months have been tough going on the dating scene, I had to reass Alice.
by PDLive September 25, 2010
Get the Reass mug.by Savagecabbage29 February 11, 2017
Get the Just like this post for no reason mug.This is how beat makers who think they're producers refer to Propellerhead's Reason Software. The majority of these people would know the proper name If they had actually purchased the software instead of pirating their buddy's pirated copy.
Yo I use da Reasonz software for makin dope beats, and i'z gotz da frootie loopz for tha tight onez. Yih!
by The1andonly December 15, 2007
Get the Reasonz mug.(V): Readsturbate; The act of reading a pornographic magazine, usually playboy, with the intent to masturbate to the images, but instead getting caught up reading the articles.
(Adj): Readsturbating; the act of being engaged in readsturbating.
(Adj): Readsturbating; the act of being engaged in readsturbating.
Ted: "Dave's been in the bathroom a while. I saw him go in with a playboy, but it's been over two hours."
Ned: "Oh, he's probably just readsturbating."
Dave: "You two get away from the door, I'm trying to readsturbate here!"
Ned: "Oh, he's probably just readsturbating."
Dave: "You two get away from the door, I'm trying to readsturbate here!"
by Nick Lowers August 12, 2009
Get the Readsturbate mug.Working backwards in logic, disregarding the facts in order to support an erroneous conclusion. Motivated reasoning is in contrast to logical reasoning.
I know you're telling me the fact that Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with 9/11, but my motivated reasoning tells me he did.
We invaded Iraq because of 9/11. What we did in Iraq was right. Saddam Hussein was involved in plotting 9/11.
We invaded Iraq because of 9/11. What we did in Iraq was right. Saddam Hussein was involved in plotting 9/11.
by bronco-the-man August 31, 2009
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