Seasoning the meat

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.

I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.

by b&byc&kes February 16, 2017

Reasonilization

a fat ass realization

broo after ingesting that thc i had a fat Reasonilization

by weedconsumptionour January 2, 2022

treash reckoning phase

Hitting that golden age of 23, you and your subpar friend group from bumcum Alabama think you deserve private yacht parties with NBA players. Your life purpose becomes using cardi-b lyrics to articulate your lifestyle, one-upping your shitty friend group by flexing your ex-frat boyfriends' jobs, money, relationship, etc. This event is more annoying for most men due to fat girls' standards being high for the only sake of them appearing as a "bad bi*ch," and your girlfriend flipping a switch and pressuring you to buy a house/propose to her because ice spice's song said she's a "queen." Is it alcohol? Is it being homeless after college didn't make you a millionaire? Who knows, but most girls seem to flip the switch at around 22-24 years old. If you have a girl who hasn't, keep her at all costs.

My girlfriend's friend group must be going through the "treash reckoning phase", her ugly friends keep calling me a "5 figure ni**a" and telling me to get a better car because my girl deserves "better."

by Literate Stud February 16, 2023

Seasoning

To watch an entire television season in one sitting.

We spent yesterday seasoning The Walking Dead.

by Karb September 1, 2013

binge seasoning

Watching entire seasons of TV shows as quickly as possible. Often times episodes are watched back to back in one day.

I spent the whole weekend binge seasoning, I watched the first three seasons of Breaking Bad.

by cheesy rice September 18, 2013

seasoning

The opposite of a turkey mayonnaise sandwich, having some street to you, and some cultural flavor

person one: yo who the fuck is that white bitch
person two: calm down b, she got some seasonings

by Mikokona September 27, 2019

seasoning salt

when a girl is eaten out; oral sex performed on a girl.

"I'm nervous for him to give me seasoning salt."
"Don't worry about it, it's not awkward for long and then it's soo worth it."

by hardon May 19, 2006