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Jyiodin Mordecai Randall 

Ruler of the solar system. Slayer of whispering eyes. Bringer of ovary explosions. King amongst men. The fourth apostle. Bringer of the end of the Old World Order. Gift given from the gods.

The best name known to human kind.
Oh shit! A Jyiodin Mordecai Randall has been born! Prepare to drop your panties ladies!”

Rizz god randall

A guy who has hella rizz and pulls hella bitches.
That guy must be a rizz god randall, he is him.
Rizz god randall by izzycorcoran December 9, 2022
South Dakotan slang term originating from the Chamberlain/Oacoma area, circa 2002.

An act of gross incompetence which results in utter distaster. A wanton act of stupidity. Unintentional destruction brought about by sheer lack of common sense.
He thought it would be cool to repaint his car using fourty cans of spray paint, but all he did was completely randalize the damned thing...

Dude, if you leave that cheeseburger frying on the grill for half an hour, all you're going to do is randalize it!

If you don't put the drain plug back in the oil pan after you change the oil in the car, you're going to randalize the engine, idiot!
randalize by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

Randallize 

In cooking terms, to burn a meal to the point where it is virtually unservable; to grossly overseason a dish so that it is inedible; or to perform some other act of gross incompetence.
If you combine four pounds of ground hamburger with four pounds of refried beans, you may be clever enough to become a cook at Taco Tim's. But, if you foolishly add six pounds of jalapeno peppers to that mixture, you've just Randallized it and there will be a lot of complaints from the customers.
Randallize by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

Randal Clark

A mega-badass. Saxophone master. Conductor extraordinaire.
Randal Clark busted out the most mindblowing sax solo I've ever heard.
Randal Clark by McGriddlez May 24, 2009

rantallion 

rantallion (n). 18th c. One whose shot
pouch is longer than the barrel
of his fouling piece.
We saw him in the locker room and he's a real rantallion.
rantallion by C February 24, 2004