a brand of ramen far superior to maruchen ramen, costing about the same as maruchen, and prepared in much the same manner
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....top ramen
by la la la June 2, 2004
By all means the greatest food ever concieved. If you haven't eaten this delectable treat, you may begin now. If you think you're going to be the "rebel" and not consume them, then you will be thrown into Monroe Township where heathens such as John Degregorio will consume your eternal soul.
People: We need something delicious and nutritious to cling onto in our time of need.
God: I bless you with Ramen Noodles.
Group 1: Beef is the best.
Group 2: Chicken is the best.
Beef Lovers: I'll kill you, dirty cock lovers.
This caused a revolt which ultimatley destroyed existence.
God: I bless you with Ramen Noodles.
Group 1: Beef is the best.
Group 2: Chicken is the best.
Beef Lovers: I'll kill you, dirty cock lovers.
This caused a revolt which ultimatley destroyed existence.
by The Last Gunslinger May 26, 2005
Ramen Noodles - Ghetto style
If you're too lazy to cook them in water.. or if you don't have running water, a pot to cook them in and your gas or electricity was shut off... YOU CAN STILL ENJOY THEM.
Take a bag of ramen noodles (Top Ramen is the best known). Crunch them up in the bag, shake it, smash it, pulverize it if you like... just don't break the bag.
Then take the flavor packet.. pour it over the broken bits, close up the bag and shake it again... you end up with something akin to potato chips, only it's delicious raw ramen!
If you're too lazy to cook them in water.. or if you don't have running water, a pot to cook them in and your gas or electricity was shut off... YOU CAN STILL ENJOY THEM.
Take a bag of ramen noodles (Top Ramen is the best known). Crunch them up in the bag, shake it, smash it, pulverize it if you like... just don't break the bag.
Then take the flavor packet.. pour it over the broken bits, close up the bag and shake it again... you end up with something akin to potato chips, only it's delicious raw ramen!
by Zenophobe September 2, 2005
When a girl has blonde hair and you ejaculate all over it so it sticks together and looks like ramen noodles.
by The Rev NG8 October 17, 2018
Just ramen with wock. This is prepared by mixing prescription-strength cough or cold syrup containing codeine and promethazine with raw egg and dirty noodles.
by WockEnjoyer2005 February 27, 2023
A prophecy once told of a boy named Ethan who would rise from a chicken flavored Ramen noodle packet, and restore peace to this Earth. Some say he could throw a ramen packet farther than the Chemo King himself. Others say he could whip his foes with his extremely long ramen-like hair.
by B4dg3r January 22, 2017
When you type a location in your phone gps, but then it goes batshit crazy and gives you a route that looks like Spaghetti, that will probably take you a while to figure out.
"I think I'm going to be late, my gps just went road ramen on me.
"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."
"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."
by Mosquito Bandito July 26, 2019