Mother in law race

A car race, often held in conjunction with a demolition derby, e.g. at a county fair. The cars are junkers. The drivers are blindfolded (yes, blindfolded). There's a second person in the back seat of each car, the "mother in law", who shouts directions at the driver. "Gas!" "Left!" "Brake!" Hilarity ensues.

They're going to have a mother in law race at the fair this year! Whooo doggy!!

by Sticky the Clown April 29, 2011

snail trail race

When two girls get really wet and drag their pussies across bedsheets to see who can leave the longest pussy juice line on the sheet.

Typically both girls would be next to eachother either on their stomach or on their backs. Each girl would grind their pussy into the bedsheet while moving upwards toward the end of the bed in an attempt to leave the longest trail of pussy juice. When the juice drys it will appear shiney and slimy as if a snail had crossed the bed.

I had two girls over last night in my bed and they had a snail trail race.

by Bigdadddyz April 22, 2017

Chi Chi race

The action of a dog scratching his/ her asshole on carpet

The dam dog did a chi chi race across the carpet and left a skid mark

by Black Clover December 25, 2019

speed racer

a show that nobody can hate. you either:

a. like it because of its plots full of action, killing, and espionage

b. love it because of its stupid animation and HILARIOUS dubbing, and you may like the plots a bit.

c. like it because if it hadn't been wildly successful nobody would have ever considered licesning more anime for the western world. bow to speed.

d. love the wicked awesome theme song.

if you don't like this show, you are mentally retarded. besides, nobody told you you have to watch this. you can just keep trying to go down on yourself as usual.

go speed racer go! yeah. cool.

by thegreatmonkey October 28, 2005

Race baiter

One who seeks to divide and/or inflame a racial group against others, often for personal aggrandizement or for political advantage. racebaiter

Al Sharpton is the country's leading race baiter. What an ass.

by Dondino August 26, 2013

street racer

1. A person who partakes in illegal street racing.

2. A car that has been modified for illegal street racing (not the same as a ricer).

1. Ryan is a street racer.

2. Check out that silver street racer!

by GameboyRMH December 12, 2004

barrel racer

A hardcore, sexy, cowgirl chick. She can rope, ride, and kick ass. She's real chill and cool to hang around with. She loves to ride in rodeos and is really competitive.

Wow, I've never met anyone as cool as that barrel racer!

by rodeolife88 June 30, 2009