The risky act of opening your room/residence without knocking and hoping to not find your roommate in the middle of a sexual act
Sam: *thinking* ‘my roommate stepped out I should be good for a quicky’
Darrel: *opens room door without knocking* brother eeewwhhh!!!!!!!! You have caused me to lose roommate roulette
Darrel: *opens room door without knocking* brother eeewwhhh!!!!!!!! You have caused me to lose roommate roulette
by skinnybydefualt April 2, 2024

A word for someone you snog, marry and have five children with, but only as a very drawn-out joke within an obviously platonic relationship.
by GoofyHh August 24, 2022

Your roommate who is likely preparing their post Pilates non-gmo, organic, blue spirulina, chia seed smoothie bowl with a side of judgemental gaze towards you and your pregaming companions.
“God, Brooke is such an almond roommate. I ran into her this morning as she got back from CrossFit and she said she “admires my willingness to let go on the weekends” like.. what?”
by Why are bears friend shaped? July 17, 2023

Sam and Ethan are a thing, Max and Marcy are a thing, if Nate started fucking the third roommate, then they would be roommating.
by nobroam October 23, 2019

A person who helps make your life less stressful by helping you with bills.
A roommate-ish person is someone who supports you and has your back no matter what. They always look out for your best interest and makes sure you stay on the right path in life because if one person in the house is failing then the whole household will fail.
A roommate-ish person is someone you can connect with emotionally and physically.
A roommate-ish person is someone who supports you and has your back no matter what. They always look out for your best interest and makes sure you stay on the right path in life because if one person in the house is failing then the whole household will fail.
A roommate-ish person is someone you can connect with emotionally and physically.
by Ninja Star P August 24, 2020

by tenfourfuckbuddy December 8, 2018

Someone that lived in your house right before you did. You didn’t live together but your stories intertwine.
Yeah, my step-roommate is a hottie. Thought she was mean at first but it turns out she also lived in my room before me. So, yeah, that made a ton of sense.
by Princest September 25, 2023
