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Roflet

1. Rolling On Floor Laughing Eating Toast
2. That was funny
Player1: Your Eating Toast?
Player2: Yes
Player1. *Joke*
Player2. ROFLET
by BBgamer July 5, 2009
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roflsniffle

1. When you are crying about something, then you realize that you are dumb for crying about it, and you start laughing at yourself...

2. You are crying about some shit, then a friend makes you laugh while you are crying.
When I realized I was crying over a person that was wrong for me, and I dodge a bullet, I started to roflsniffle
by Feverdream777 November 25, 2009
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ROFLSHILMTAMSFO

Rolling on the floor so hard i lost my taco and my sombrero fell off.
<friend>
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

<me>

ROFLSHILMTAMSFO
by Fossekall October 6, 2011
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ROFLSFHTVUAKOMAIL

An abbreviation of the popular phrase:
Roll On Floor Laughing So F---ing Hard That Voldemort Uses Avarda Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Not to be confused with ROFLSFHTVUCOMAISGTS, an altogether different abbreviation.
"dude, omfg that's so funny"
"yeh i know, i just ROFLSFHTVUAKOMAIL'ed"

links: lol lmao lmfao rofl wtf roflsfh brb gtg stfu
by potterfan1231 December 19, 2011
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roflshart

Verb.

1. A rather unfortunate occurrence whereby someone is rolling on the floor laughing so hard that the exertion causes them to break wind, which, by a cruel twist of fate is not all gaseous in its nature.

2. A very quick way to stop getting invited to a variety of social gatherings.
E.g. "I haven't been invited to anything since I roflsharted at Jim's funeral."
by Dangerz August 1, 2017
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alyssa robles

Alyssa is the best person ever you can always count on her to be by your side. She is very pretty. She has those blonde moments but that is just the best part about her. She is as pretty as the god of beauty. If you meet a Alyssa Robles keep her.
Guy 1: who is that she is beautiful

Guy 2:oh that is Alyssa Robles
by Blue crab sweeties December 9, 2017
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roflastc

'oh me and lucas were just roflastc-ing, come join us'
by shortshortstuff February 21, 2012
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