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Roastie

1)An affectionate UK/Ire/Aus term for a roast potato, or

2)A slightly derogatory but humourous term referring to expansive female genitalia that causes near-catastrophic levels of cognitive dissonance in many empowered educated but hysterical female journalists and feminist bloggers, at once labelling it sad and pathetic but also threatening and dangerous, as they do with the general incel culture.

Poor lambs.
Man in English pub: I'll have a couple of lovely roasties to go with that, and some gra...
Feminist/Guardian/Jezebel ; RRRAAAPE!
by Klaatu's Nikto April 4, 2023
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roasties

Massive huge jugs, wangers, sweater cows, milk bags, veiny stale bread loafs, matted nippled hats of doom and thunder. There are two of them.
Fuck me, my roasties just killed a man by the sheer force of gravitational pull. They tore him in pieces. They are huge and scare kids even when I am nowhere near. They are the bogeyman. Huge.
by tumples December 9, 2008
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roasting pit

Merely a humble room were one can partake in ones most taboo sexual fantasies and practices such as flaming dragons and dirty sanchez without fear of reprocusion.

One cannot attend unless a formal invitation is extended through the medium of dance.
Kat declined Lord Kopickington and Mayor Matty's offer to enter and participate in a session in the roasting pit.

However, after some nose wiggling from Lord Kopickington she let out a small wimper and dragged them both in.
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Roasting Marshmallows

A sexual act where a female is fucked anally near or on top of a campfire. Best to be done on a farm or near one.
Colin and Morgan were roasting marshmallows at the farm last night
by ShadyBrookFarm March 18, 2019
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Rostin

A guy with a massive dick, bigger than the eiffel tower!
Joe: Damn that guy has 10 chicks riding him.

Tom: It's probably a Rostin
by Rostin October 29, 2019
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happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)
He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch
by @ibreiden May 16, 2016
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Roasting like a dog

Felling excessively warm, as in a dog left in a car on a hot day.
Stuart: "It's quite warm in here isn't it, old boy?"
Lee: "You don't have to tell me that, I'm roasting like a dog!"
by Super Lexington October 7, 2004
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