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skipper ripper 

to have sex with the skipper on a boat so many times that you tear her/his asshole.
I had a skipper ripper of a weekend
skipper ripper by Lonny6900 October 31, 2009

poo ripper 

when you do a poo that rips your arse apart because it is so bloody big and massive. it feels like your arse has been rapped. it has chunky bits in it the size of tennis balls. wait that is a tennis ball. gross. can often get to be 25 centimetres- around! it really hurts. be careful you will need a larger size toilet. NOTE: try not to do a poo ripper in your pants.
'When sean went for a shit he did a poo ripper that was the size of a basketball!'
'my name is brody and i just ripped my arse apart with a poo ripper'
'murray jones did a poo ripper that didnt rip her ass?'
poo ripper by Mr Burns September 20, 2006
Rappers is a genre of music with untalented douchebags and fuckboys who will rap about drugs, hoe, and talk about killing and they always mumbling in theres music is the reason why there untalented
Rappers:gjwiwoaisfuehwjaj hoes and drug fiooqosfnekwi

me:ppff no reason why kids listen to gay ass genre of music
Rappers by Vix.HQ August 28, 2020

Ripper magoo 

The orginal definition is false take it down so Bob can clarify the true meaning. Dont fuck with his brand
Bob menerys true definition of ripper magoo is not stated on this site
Ripper magoo by Hoppa_3544 March 2, 2020

The Ripper

A strip Club
Jon went to the ripper to see some beautiful women and get a lap dance.
The Ripper by THe Doggg April 12, 2009

Chip The Ripper 

Best known from rapping in the office
Created one of the best memes from Something Awful forums.

Chip The Ripper:

Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

Chip The Ripper by Synsane April 26, 2009