Rise and Shine

The process of waking your girlfriend/significant other by jerking off on to their face, covering them in sticky, shiny, ejaculate.

She likes it when I give her the old RISE AND SHINE. She says its good for her skin!

by Nickdubba May 29, 2011

Rise and shine

The name for the event in which a man wakes up after sleeping with an erection.

"Rise and shine happens EVERY DAY!"

by Errur January 24, 2009

Rise N' Shine

Getting a blow job in the morning before getting out of bed. Also results in the afterglow associated with post climactic ecstasy! Play on words; Rise (Erection) and Shine (spit shine on the old purple helmeted love soldier).

I woke up with morning wood and my old lady gave me a "Rise N' Shine". I feel great!

by darthV January 13, 2009

rise and grind

Morning sex. When the dick rises, the girl get's on top and grinds. A phrase used by women who enjoy having sex as soon as they wake up.

Rise and grind, let's get to it!

by candy-i March 23, 2011

Rise and Shine

The act of masturbating. Often refers to immediate masturbation upon resuming consciousness. Rise refers to the literal raise of a once flacid penis due to a flow of blood. Shine refers to the actual "stroking" action, not unlike the act of shining a large silver phallic-shaped paperweight.

"Hey Johnny, want to go work on our arithmetic homework?"
"No, I think I'll go smoke tades and rise and shine"

by Morgau February 22, 2007

Rise-and-shiner

Sex first thing in the morning. Similar to a nooner, but earlier in the day.

Man, just after waking up: Hey babe, would you like to have a rise-and-shiner?
Woman: Let's do it!

by Bikeboi December 15, 2018

Rise up lights

Is used to sound British, to say razorblades, in a British accent.

Man 1: Oh my gosh, say Rise up lights really fast and it sounds like your saying razor blades in a British accent. CRAYZEEE!

by tyghgrtfhnfhnbgdchnbhj March 12, 2019