rippy bits

"You take a bunch of old ripped up papers and make a new picture out of it."- SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob: I call it "rippy bits." You take a bunch of old ripped up papers and make a new picture out of it.
See, you're on top this..time.

by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome September 3, 2011

pre-ripped jeans

Jeans that come already "expertly ripped." It ruins what ripped jeans used to be. Ripped jeans used to have a story behind them. For instance, you could have ripped those climbing a fence escaping from your gf's dad.

John: How'd you get those rips on your jeans?
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....

by thisissoooomyrealname March 19, 2008

bodice-ripper

A book labeled "Historical Romance" that is really just written porn for middle-aged women.

Trevor: Hey Jeff's mom, what's that you're reading?
Jeff's mom: Oh it's called "A Knight for Alice." It's a lovely romance set in 1500's England. Very sweet and adventerous.
Jeff: Mom give it up. Everyone knows that's just a bodice-ripper.

by BambiBigalow April 21, 2011

Ring-ripper

Painful toilet experience

Occurs when applying over-vigorous wiping of toilet paper, and fingernails are too long. "Damn, looks like I just pulled a Ring-ripper!"

by Danny Reynolds January 12, 2008

Ripping up rags

Descriptive of the sound of a long and drawn-out fart

After ten beers, and a plate of lima bean curry, I was ripping up rags like never before.

by Mr. Ploppy August 17, 2004

Ripperoni Pizza

A phrase used only during the most tragic events in history of mankind.

Mark : “Wow I can’t believe the twin towers just collapsed”

Fred : “I know right ripperoni pizza”

by Rarezas November 12, 2018

Ripped me a new one

Literal expression means to tear someone a new butt-hole, figuratively means to verbally or physical abuse or criticize someone thoroughly so that they feel destroyed.

I made a joke about her butt looking big, and she ripped me a new one.

by Hancockked June 3, 2010