Base raping

The act of killing the opposing team in a base, often uncapturable, but sometimes also of the capable variety. Often uses the most 'invincible' weapon available, such as a tank or a siege weapon.

National Hero: Agh! We're losing!
Royal Team: BASE RAPE TEH NUBS!
National Team: Noooo!

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Person A: Why do they call it "base raping?"
Person B: Because it's like forcing someone to have sex with you. It might feel good for the perpetrator, but the other people of the world think it's wrong.

by RedShocktrooper May 13, 2010

Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

by fateshurly January 30, 2021

take a reading

(verb) to take a reading is to check out a particular situation in a small way, in order to get an accurate idea of someone's character, usually for the future when the stakes may be higher. The person who is curious may do this deliberately -- or accidentally, for example by observing how a certain person treats others.

Friend #1: "Should I loan Alex my car?"
Friend #2: "Didn't you take a reading last year, when he borrowed your bike and returned it all beat up?"
OR
Friend #3: "Yeah, David definitely seemed like the man of my dreams, but I had to take a reading when he was rude to our waitstaff."
Friend #4: "OMG, how pathetic!"

by liv4mntns October 28, 2009

cold reading

The art of fishing for information, while leaving the person being fished thinking that you gave _them_ the information.

As used by phony TV "psychics"

I used to think John edwards was Psychic, but no I realise that he was cold reading all along.

by I know! February 8, 2004

wall raping

the act of masturbating using a wall. Something only an Asian would think of doing. Usually needs a lot of lubricant to work, unless you enjoy pain. I would not recommend drilling a hole in the wall to do it, because splinters down there are a bitch. You rub yourself up and down on the wall until you ejaculate. May leave a stain. Not recommended unless your name is Ben.

Me: "Hey Ben, did you know Cody has never jacked off?"
Ben: "I only have twice."
Me: "Wtf really?!"
Ben: "Yah, and once was with a wall."
Me: "omg thats not normal, wouldn't that be considered wall raping?"
Ben: "..."
Me: "How is that even possible?!"
Ben: explains to me
Me: "That's crazy shit right there!"

by Chaz Rouflab February 4, 2009

The person who's reading this

A person who has low self esteem, is lonely , and doesn't understand shit they are learning/learned in school. Also they suck but thats okay because I suck too so we can be buddies who suck ig.

Oh also they keep trying to get word of the day on here but keep failing . It'll work out one day buddy. You'll figure life out

oh look its the person who's reading this

by theunfunnycomedian April 13, 2021

reading festival

the greatest festival in the U.K. happens once a year normally in summer. lots of great bands play. Green Day, Lost Prophets, Placebo, The Hives, The Darkness

And The Shit get booed off e.g
50 Cent
Rasmus

Reading Festival was the nads ^ ^

by adam October 9, 2004