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Join the Rates

A insult directed towards men telling them to kill themself, otherwise joining the male suicide rates.
Man: *says something offensive*
Woman: Join the rates you incel
by Lucky_im_gay August 10, 2023
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πrate

A pirate
It uses the Greek letter π (pi) instead of the regular spelling.
by kittens Σ:3 July 1, 2014
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Raped by Hagrid

When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.
Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?
by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015
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raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
by the storm drains February 18, 2009
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Financially raped

When you have to pay way too much for something that you know is way cheaper at other places or just shouldn't cost that much at all.
Jeremy: Hey bro. How much did you pay for that beer?
Jefferson: 8 bucks.
Jeremy: You just got financially raped.
by JTHAO July 5, 2009
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Rarted

The absolute worst insult you could ever, ever say. Nothing could ever top this insult, and if it doesn't completely obliterate the victim, it will leave them soulless, damned to walk this Earth forever.
Greg: Hey dude what's up
Josh: Dude shut up you are rarted
Greg: *Fades into non-existance*
by Idiotwithoutalife June 3, 2018
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Mates Rates

To sell a product or service to someone at the same or close to what the product or service will cost you. Hence the person that you are selling to is being given a substantial discount on the normal price. As the term "mates rates" suggests this level of discount is usually only given to mates, or friends, of the person selling the product or service.
Bob: "Hey Johnno, how much did you pay for that computer?"
John: "Got it real cheap mate. Trev sold it to me at mates rates."
by M Provost December 27, 2005
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