Ratchery

1. Recklessness; Foolishness; Buffoonery
2. The noun form of the word ratchet

So Stevie J got Joseline pregnant and is trying to get with Mimi after forcing her to get an abortion. All that is just pure RATCHERY.

by TheSpecialK September 19, 2012

Jolly Rauncher

A jolly rauncher is when you put a jolly rancher in someone's twat with the end sticking out. When you go down on them it's there for you to suck as you lick the female. The taste of the rancher spreads as you use your tongue and it tastes incredibly good. Watermelon is the best flavor; sour apple is not recommended.

I got a great Jolly Rauncher last night. Freddie came over and put a watermelon candy in my pussy and licked me all night...it was incredible.

by "No Good There" Craighton October 1, 2007

Get ranched on

Get ranched on is slang for ejaculating in one's face. This is because ranch dressing looks very similar to semen. This saying can be taken literally or applied in other places, such as destruction of someone else in a video game or a big hit in football.

Jessie's face got ranched on last night
Ray Lewis yelled "Get ranched on," after annihilating the QB

by tjamestar September 25, 2010

Sweet-Jolly-Fucking-Ranchers

A phrase you say when you feel someones mother should have swallowed them instead

"Go clean your room!"
"SWEET-JOLLY-FUCKING-RANCHERS!"

by SweetJollyFuckingRanchers246 March 12, 2017

Cojones Rancheros

Wrapping one's testicles in a soft corn tortilla while adding a dash of hot sauce after which thrusting it in another's mouth.

My girlfriend had a taste for Taco Bell last night but it was closed so I got out the tortillas and hot sauce and she ate my cojones rancheros.

by Rancher69 July 19, 2010

Dirty Ranchez

To rub ranch dressing under a girls nose during sex. Originated on the Internet forum Siggy Nation, JackWhack a female member hated Ranch Dressing so much, her boyfriend rubbed ranch dressing under her nose during sex.

I just gave my girlfriend a dirty ranchez.

by Original Tilly November 7, 2007

Jackson Rancheria Style

When you leave a casino with an empty wallet and a bleeding anus. There also may be copious amounts of male ejaculate stuck to your back. Don't bother with making a Police report, it is your fault for walking through the door and being done Jackson Rancheria Style!

Dinner at Lone Wolf's Restaurant $150
One night in a Tuscan Suite $399
Show tickets $150
Paying 150% over retail at the Kessler's gift shop. $300
Getting your bank account emptied
while playing in the Casino.....PRICELESS

That is what is know as "getting worked Jackson Rancheria Style"

by ouchmyasshurts April 9, 2009