Quectofuck

wait... yoctofuck wasn't the smallest?

person 1: quecto ####
person 1: *gets banned from roblox*

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Offensive Item: quectofuck

by Iampotato9749 October 28, 2023

jeff queso

mexican jeff bezos

person 1: have you ever heard of the jeff queso the richest bowl of mexican queso YA EVER SEEN?
person 2: no and get out of my house i divorced you 12 years ago

by DR4CU1A November 5, 2021

quetumbar

doom(according to the elvish dictionary) and/or a happy-go-lucky elf who is too lazy to ever update his website...

Prepare to meet your quetumbar. Never ever use it like this. This is in fact a non-example.

by Quet February 17, 2004

queso huevos

chesse balls or what it really means is cheese eggs

Dude i want some queso huevos right about now.

by rickyrossy March 4, 2008

Queso mustache

When a male ejaculates onto their partner's face (generally after oral sex) and the semen lands largely on the upper lip. The ejaculatee then puts on a sombrero and yells "Dios mio!" and restrains their partner until the semen dries, creating a queso mustache.

Last night, my wife ended up with a textbook queso mustache after a blowjob.

by atleastjake December 20, 2015

queso

A Mexican-Spanish slang term used mostly in the Yucatan Peninsula that references a woman's vagina, but also used around the U.S. and any other place in the world where Mexicans from the Yucatan reside. Term often found in states of Merida, Quintana Roo, Yucatan, Campeche, and sometimes, Chiapas or even Oaxaca.

In that part of Mexico, a long cylindrical cheese that's folded over itself resembles a woman's vagina in some respects, hence the usage of the word queso in reference to a woman's pussy, so to speak.

Amigo #1: 'Mirate, cabron, el queso abajo! El pinche camel-toe, tu vees?'
Amigo #2: 'Jajajaja, si, lo veo y me gusta tambien. Vamonos para una mordida!'
Amigo #1: 'Por supuesto, quiero un probar de queso, hermano, pero estoy primero en la linea!'
Amigo #2: 'Pura mierda, buey, adelante!'

Translation in english:

Buddy #1: 'Look at that, dude, the pussy on that chick downstairs, fuckin' camel-toe, see it?'
Buddy #2: 'Hahhaha, yeah, I see it, and I like it too! Let's got have a bite!'
Buddy #1: 'Why of course, I'll sample some cheese, but I'm first in line!'
Buddy #2: 'Bull-shit, dude, let's go for it!'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Quito

The capital of Ecuador and the best city in the country. (Ecuador is in South America NOT africa duhh!!) huge long city whith a bunch of privte schools but crazy kids who party every weekend where dancing is the best that can happen. not freaky dancing like in the states but salsa and merengue and regetton. there are no cute guys but all of them are really sweet and defenitly have the latin charm of flirting. You can easily do underage age things with no problem like: buying beer, liqour, piña coladas mmm!... buy cigarets yuck and get into dance clubs.. there are sooo many and there are aways making new ones... the city is also very cultural with many beautiful churches and a beautiful but dangerous colonial downtown... oh and if a gringo visits you will definitly get ripped off: on the busses, taxis, stores and any things else that involves money. There is also the mercado artesanal(artisinal fair) which is really cool with hand made objects like bags modern jewlery sweters ect. and it's where teenagers go to get piercings and tattoos... Quito is soooooooo much more

how can you use a city as an example... let's party like Quiteñas ummm yeah? Quito is the best city to grow up in..

by Chris.. ecuagringa April 24, 2008