Quagmire

A person resembling Quagmire from "Family Guy", usually a pervert with a big chin

Person 1: OHHHHHHH!!!! Giggidy!!!! I like that!!!!!

Person 2: Your such a Quagmire.

by Dic La'tolet July 27, 2010

Quami

A quami is a hard-pressed kiss directly on the ear opening which creates a vacuum-like (and sometimes painful) suction effect.

"My ear's been hurting since my sister gave me a quami."

by Kim Z. February 2, 2007

Quagmire

The crazed, egotistical and rather perverted sex hound on Family Guy. Almost always trying to spin his game, Quagmire is most commonly known for his star quote: 'Giggety giggety giggety Allllllright!'

Woman: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey, I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

Quagmire

Biggest Pimp in Rhode Island.

Dear Diary: JACKPOT!

by smjoe January 27, 2005

quamelcakes

any sexual discharge that turns into cake.

"dude check out this quamelcakes this bitch left on my sheets last night!"

by dave and cole February 20, 2009

Quarmay

Verb. To quarmay, to completely kill a conversation with a single input that the contributor believes to be funny.

Tom: I banged my girlfriend for ages earlier!
Joe: A bit like me and your mum last night...
*Awkward pause*
Elliot: No. You quarmayed it.

by the lads.. December 4, 2010

Quagmire

From the animated series "Family Guy," Quagmire is Peter's friend, a sex pervert and pedophile.

Examples of quotes from Quagmire:

Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!

Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.

Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!

by GuidoPosse69 January 9, 2005