A word I imply is used by liberals and lefty do-gooders. I invented it to use when making an impersonation of libeal lefties guardianistas such as road procing inspectors, council tax inspectors and oter jealous liberal do-gooders. It makes the statement it preceeds sound stupider than it already is.

"Quarm! Road pricing inspector. I demand to check your road pricing tag"

"Quarm, I demand to enter your home to snoop for improvements and raise your council tax accordingly!"

Quarm by Wattsie April 16, 2007

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Quarm

No good, terrible

The weather outside is quarm.

Quarm by Dizzmond August 13, 2022

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quarm farm

extreme excess of vaginal secretion

oh my god, i put my knob in the quarm farm and i still cant get rid of that SMELL!

quarm farm by testachiles April 24, 2009

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quamputer

A quantum computer (portmanteau of 'quantum' and 'computer')

Quamputers will revolutionise AI, machine learning, big data, and more.

quamputer by wordhatch May 22, 2022

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Quampsack

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.

Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.

Quampsack by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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