Quarantino

A child born in early 2021, obviously born after COVID quarantine.

I went to the brewery and there's all these brand new babies. All Quarantinos.

by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia March 21, 2021

happy quarantine

A socially distanced greeting in the times of COVID-19 pandemic

*walking at a 6 feet distance from occasional stranger and greet with: "Happy quarantine!"

by Lalustyler April 9, 2020

Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine

by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021

Quarantweed

When you are under quarantine due to the Coronavirus and enjoy smoking weed. A play on the word quarantine. Smoking marijuana while stuck in the house for 14 days.

“I really hope we have enough quarantweed to last us 14 days, man.”

by Mr. Guy Poulin March 18, 2020

quarantease

When you're in self isolation and your girl keeps sending you the nudes

Dude I've been in self isolation since last Friday and Karen keeps sending me titty pics, she's such a quarantease

by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020

Quarantrain

Improvising you’re typical gym workout utilizing common household items

I’m creating a way to quarantrain using soup cans and gallons of water as weights.

by Bettycat March 25, 2020

quaranvino

1) An alcoholic beverage made from fermented grape juice frequently enjoyed while quarantined, ideally in the company of friends and family by way of a virtual happy hour, but sometimes alone.

See also quarantini.

Me: Is this headache and cheeseburger craving a symptom of Corona Virus?
Doctor: No, you probably just had too much quaranvino last night.

by anniedivino March 25, 2020