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Salt Pyramid

The average rate of change of the amount of salt within a person per unit time. SI units are tsp/min. The apex of the Salt Pyramid will always be the event that triggers the saltiest reaction in a person.
Doug: "I'm better than those Emory kids.....I'm better than those Emory kids....."

A:"Dude what's up with Doug?"

B: "He just reached the top of his salt pyramid."
by boogues September 8, 2016
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Pyramid guilting

Combines "pyramid" as in pyramid sales, and guilting, to provide a collective descriptor for all those items of social media content that seek to get themselves viral by exploiting human decency and empathy.

Individually they are generally good and moral, but as a collective phenomenon, they are experienced as moral blackmail and only cause empathy fatigue and insidious alienation from the causes they seek to promote.
That pyramid-guilt post was trying to suggest I wasn't loyal to my friends unless I liked, shared and copy-paste posted it to everyone.

Pyramid guilting is usually bad and wrong and 'poor me' attention-seeking but, just sometimes, it really is done for a sufficiently good cause.
by Osric_of_O October 2, 2017
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Relation Pyramid

The different levels of relationships with women.
At the bottom is the brother zone
On the same level is the No Relation Zone, where you dont even know the girl meaning you at least have 1% chance with her.
Next level is the friendzone
Then the talking stage
Which can lead back down a step or up to the Dating Stage.

From here you can go down or stay on the same level, but moved to the Friends With Benefits category.

Finally cuz the Cuffed level. The very peak where you can look down at the hieroglyphs of the suckers that could not achieve your greatness
We broke up but I didn't fall on the Relation Pyramid. We just occasionally hook up now
by Dougiie May 19, 2014
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Crushing the Pyramid

A form of nipple play in which one individual pinches another individual's nipples with such force that they begin to bleed.
Honey, you are so fantabulous at Crushing the Pyramid!
by William Rentes September 3, 2018
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silky pyramid

other wise known as sporting an erection in a pair of silk pyjamas or boxer shorts.
You nearly took my eye out with that silky pyramid!

Pitch a tent, erect a silky pyramid!
by Erm...Burt July 30, 2014
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inverted pyramid

When you're wiping your ass and accidentally lose some toilet paper in your asshole.
"I can't wait for my next shit, I've got to get this damn mummy out of my inverted pyramid."
by retroviral December 20, 2017
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flesh pyramid

Wow- look at those kids making that flesh pyramid! They really outdid the Egyptians.
by Smokey8675309 June 8, 2023
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