a young girl who constantly trys to have sex with males over the age of legalcy. Or jail bait that comes looking for you.
Wow, Brittany is such a Puellagerontophile did you see how she went after Greg? He's 19 and she's 16.
by Johnny Jackoff September 30, 2008
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Origin - In 1998, Senator Claiborne Pell (Rhode Island Senator, 1961 - 1997) and his wife Nuala caused the largest pedestrian backup in the history of Providence, RI when they decided to take a geriatric stroll through the streets of the East Side. The frail politician probably never noticed the hoards of people behind him, stretching for dozens of city blocks.
Origin - In 1998, Senator Claiborne Pell (Rhode Island Senator, 1961 - 1997) and his wife Nuala caused the largest pedestrian backup in the history of Providence, RI when they decided to take a geriatric stroll through the streets of the East Side. The frail politician probably never noticed the hoards of people behind him, stretching for dozens of city blocks.
"I really thought I could buy some Jello and get home in time for American Idol, but I got Pelled at the Stop and Shop.
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After sex, whether for an hour or a minute, these little buggers are always around. When a woman gets so wet your dick is like oxygen in a brush fire, this seeming white glop of uncleaned cunt that is left as a wet then dry residue on your dick, grundle, balls, belt, zipper, underwear, shirt anything it touched, becomes invisible to the naked eye.. When she is gone and you begin to masturbate, assuming you did or didn't come, irrelevant either way, your hand feels like you dipped it in honey and fisted the asshole of a sandbox.. now you try and get off but can't because you have been demolished but what is and forever will be called, pussy pellets. There are hundreds of them all over your fingers and hangs and you can wipe on your chest and thigh all you want, they are there, masturbating went from exciting to ridiculously annoying. It is the same feeling you get everytime you convince some chick to let you put it in her ass and while your fucking, the room smells like shit, but you thought after much deliberation, that she would be the one that her ass really did smell like a rose.. It never does, that's dopey to believe but we do anyway to conquer that ass.. Pussy pellets can easily be avoided by showering first, but at work or where there isn't one readily available, pussy pellets are born.
Eagerly I anticipated sex with her, but I had no idea I would get trick into believing she wouldn't give me pussy pellets. Her Glorified cum dumpster was so wet that my t-shirt pants bed and crotch were dripping after she left and it dried I tried to masturbate when to my surprise, there they were, pussy pellets
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