Put Together

A woman who is dressed professionally and is also stylish can be described as “put together.” A neutral compliment devoid of any sexual overtones.

Have you seen Svetlana today? She’s always so beautiful and put together.

by Oceanvandal1 November 6, 2018

Meth and cocaine put together

When something is so awesome, there is no word or phrase but this one to describe the awesomeness of the 'thing'

"Guy 1: Did you see the new episode of Spongebob last night?"
"Guy 2: Yeah man, it was like meth and cocaine put together!"

by Brickyjinx September 29, 2013

put together

used in the car business. to make something seem more appealing than it really it. a different way of lying.

Fred, this guy wants the Altima, but he said he wants $300 payments... ima use the put together plan and put him in a Versa.

by That dude JAE October 17, 2008

put together

A slang term used to explain that someone has either been taken advantage of or ripped off or has been made to look foolish.

You paid 150 dollars for a fake Rolex? And you knew it was fake? You just got put together!

by erGONOMic May 18, 2008

Should have put a towel down

A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.

<Baby that was great.>
<Yeah, should have put a towel down though. This shits ruined.>

by Ruined Sheets September 2, 2010

Put One Up Top

To take a dump in the tank part of a toilet. Usually done as a sick prank or a means of revenge

John totally dissed me so I went to his bathroom and Put One Up Top!!!

by R-Dickulous October 18, 2020

Put the puzzle together dipshit

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010