alcohol pusher

The person in a group of friends who influences the group to get completely hammered at the same time. This person is usauly pouring drinks and shots, and coming up with creative ways to make people drink. This person is active mostly on Friday and Saturday nights but sometimes they are needed on Sunday and Thursday. Since they are busy getting others drunk, they do not need anyone to help them get drunk and are easily offended when others attemp to push alcohol on them.

There is only room for one alcohol pusher at Klub Kokomo and she takes her job very seriously. . .1-2-3-GO!!!

by Melizzle October 31, 2005

tampon pusher

A tampon pusher is a woman in the later stages of her childbearing years. The term is very derogatory and denigrating. The title is often given to a woman who is in her mid-thirties or forties.

1. Yea, I know that my girlfriend is a tampon pusher, but she still cleans up pretty well.

2. Dude, scope out the hottie tampon pusher in that SUV!

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

turd pusher

A small metal rod used to unclog a one-hitter, pinchy or bat. Named because of the way the brown resin comes out of the hole on the other end, resembling someone dropping a log.

Hand me the turd pusher, I can't even get a hit out of this fucker.

by theballer_04 January 16, 2011

chair pusher

A school worker that gets paid $3.25 an hour and is proud that they push in chairs for a living.

1. BeOtrice shlipped me in the head with her ass when she waddled by to push in the chairs at my table.
2. Suzy don't be a BeOtrice and stop pushing in the chairs, thats her job!!
3. I'm not pushing in my chair, thats the chair nazi's job.

by Kaylabrandonalicia September 7, 2005

e-pusher

A person who passes on details of an online purchase opportunity to a friend or friends. Typically as a result of browsing on eBay. Communications about e-pushes signed off with "ePx"

My friend Anna is a compulsive e-pusher to the extent that she browses eBay for things she thinks I might want rather than for herself.

by Louise Vanags & Anna Haywood June 11, 2006

[ass pusher]

being so gay to a point that nobody including your family doesnt want anything to do with you

Justin Green is such an ass pusher

by Cameron the kid January 18, 2009

Pork Pusher

1. A homosexual that par takes in aggressive sexual acts with heterosexual males with the intention to change their sexuality.

2. A meat eater who tries to convince vegetarians to eat meat.

"The club last night was full of Pork Pushers"

by Pork Pusher69 January 16, 2010