ass pumping

ass pumping - utilization of the buttocks in a general up and down motion to facilitate the use of a pump or other similar applied pressure working device. Definition may be inclusive of fully or partially clothed buttocks, or entirely unclothed buttocks.

Common devices used when ass pumping:
tire pump, beer keg "tap"

Expressions: "You can pump a keg with that ass!"

by TCR May 22, 2006

ploping

Covering one's testicles in pasta sauce and telling people they are meatballs.

Jeff got drunk and was ploping the entire time he was at the party on Friday.

by daman1127 September 19, 2013

pumping ass

anal sex

Person 1: Hey, did you hear what Jason did the other day?
Person 2: No, what'd he do?
Person 1: He was totally pumping ass with Becky.
Person 2 : Goals.

by lolingatyouandyourlife June 20, 2015

O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.

"Gotta go man, just hit my O.P.dubs"

-O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

by Catrotzuk September 26, 2015

Pooping Tom

Someone who peeks underneath the toilet stall in a public bathroom to view those defecating in adjacent stalls. Akin to a "Peeping Tom" but instead of watching you change, he wants to watch you pinch one off.

"I was trying to take a dump in Macy's but I couldn't squeeze it out because the guy in the next stall was a Pooping Tom."

by Dingus Bray November 2, 2014

Pumping up the woman

Having sex with a woman. Enthusiastically pumping away at her vagina. You know when shes full, she starts squeaking out fanny farts.

Can also use pumping up the, girlfriend/wife/etc.

Guy#1: What did you get up to last night?
Guy#2: Oh, just spent the night pumping up the woman!

by Badmojo January 18, 2009

pumping party

A party that you go to to get silicone injections by someone not qualified or licensed to give them to you.

I ended up in the hospital after Colette's pumping party last weekend. Miss Armani really messed up my ass at the pumping party.

by 007kitty November 13, 2013