PTSD

People got this from playing too much COD

P1: Hey, wanna play COD
P2: (shudders, remember people dying, while also suffering from PTSD simultaneously) No thanks.

by Incestry.com April 24, 2018

PTSD

when you're so traumatized you're stuck in the past

PTSD is actually pretty serious but whatever, people joke about everything here.

by yardardar April 09, 2021

PTSD

This is an acronym that can mean "Poo Turd Shit Diarrhea".

I had Chipotle the other day and I had some gnarly PTSD.

I'm really sorry, I can't go out because I have bad PTSD and I've been on the toilet all night. This sucks!

by LingDanc803 January 10, 2023

PTSD

An acronym commonly used for the phrase “Porter totally sucks dick”

Aye you heard PTSD?

Yeah! Porter totally sucks dick!

by MrN54 December 16, 2021

PTSD

When your boss gets called out for running away from making decisions during breaking news and then he writes an email to respond to the slander saying it gave him PTSD from a similar incident in 2016.

I can remember so many times during breaking news when I would not leave the newsroom despite bursting because I had to go to the restroom or starving because I hadn’t eaten at all that day. Your email gave me PTSD.

by spring breaker October 04, 2019

pTsd

What you develop when you have Tonido for longer than a nanosecond.
Post-Tonido Stress Disorder

Aw man, remember 2nd-period last year?
Yeah, I still have pTsd from it.

by mastergeneralsir March 05, 2020

PTSD

Post-Traumatic-Bitch-Dissorder

BENJI: “My ex got me on some PTSD
GABRIEL: I bet you are the one that gave her trauma
Benji: I’m talking about Post-Traumatic-Bitch-Dissorder
Gabriel: CITY BOYZ UP

BENJI: Amee

by Benjamin Agu January 17, 2023