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Jack Prowler

"Jack Prowler" a spin off of the main character

"Jack Bower" from the hit series 24, to describe an over zealous or overly aggressive cop that prowls around for petty charges to pump himself up in to a jack bower like state....
You: Hey did you see how that cop pulled the e-brake and slipped his taser out on that poor little kid for skateboarding?

Me: yeah he nearly spilled his doughnuts what a "Jack Prowler"
by xxxnighthustlerxxx April 28, 2010
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county prosecutor

A sorry ass excuse for an attorney that couldn't make it as a real attorney ex: making $30k a year vs $150k for the average attorney. Usually a overbearing bitch of a woman that is against all men and their rights.
Bob: I have to go see the county prosecutor today!
George: I'm sorry, I hope you don't get an overbearing bitch, you will for sure be guilty.

Anna: That's not true
George: You wouldn't know, you are a woman.
by 4thidco December 30, 2011
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purple prowler

(1) the type of boner you get late at night usually during closing time, on the hunt for some fresh gine gine. (2)a big ol veiny glorious big whopper hardon out on the hunt for some fresh cougar puntang.
i totally gave her the purple prowler in the backseat of your car dude!
by craig yeah yeah March 5, 2008
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prosser

Prosser, or Master.P is the head of a well organised group of friends who have formed and run a civilian police organisation similar to the A-Team. Other members include Hemmch, Woodrow and Cheema.
This situation is getting out of control, someone get on the blower and call prosser and the P-Team
by Master.P May 13, 2005
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prosser

Noun. A small furry meerkat-like animal that invades ones home or dwelling and builds small burrows into which it lures young girls with eating disorders and forces them to fold t-shirts and perform other menial sex acts.
1. "Ooooh, look over there, there's a prosser on the roof. Look at its curly hair and furry feet."
2. "Lets go to the zoo and watch the prosser feeding"
3. Scene from horror film
Girl 1: I have a bad feeling about this house, somethings giving me the creeps.
Girl 2: I reckon the basement is the safest place, don't you
Girl 1: Maybe, but i think i saw a prosser burrow earlier, we could be walking into a trap.
by monkeyferret April 22, 2007
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Luke Prouse

The Act of fucking someone in the ass while they're licking the floor and dribbling due to an un-holy amount of alcohol
That guy totally did a luke prouse last night.... that girl was so drunk!
by Cat Man Bitch! December 30, 2011
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proselytute

1) A person who uses the religious beliefs of others for non-religious personal gain, ie., a politician
2) Those who go door-to-door, attempting to gain converts to their religion, i.e, a Mormon or missionary
Bob was a proselytute who hadn't seen the inside of a church since he was baptised, but he knew he could get votes by appealing to the wealthy bible-thumpers -- who'd shower him with campaign dollars if he'd just announce his "godliness" and pose for a "family values" photo shoot at the church picnic.
by WordyGrrl May 30, 2006
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