promise ring

A ring of any shape and size as long as it’s not from a gum machine that portray you marrying he/or she in the near future. Most likely you two will never marry or you would have given her an engagement ring

Baby, with this promise ring. I promise that some day, don't know when or don't know how but we will get married...Now close the door,it's getting a little chilly

by Robbie G October 23, 2007

Zoey Proasheck

Zoey Proasheck is a YouTuber who makes gaming videos with the Yogscast.She is a lesbian and suffers from depression. She constantly tells her viewers “you are awesome".

Zoey Proasheck just made a new minecraft video with Ryitain

by because I said so July 19, 2014

Pinky Promise

This is the most serious and secret promises of them all. The holy of promises. Definitely not something to mess around with. This is a serious matter that needs to be taken cautiously. You keep it your in the clear you break it. Three words "Karma is a bitch".

Jimmy: Hey don't tell Sarah that I like her please.

Ralph: Don't worry bro I won't. (Liar)

Jimmy: Pinky Promise?!?!?

Ralph: Pinky Promise (makes a pinky promise)

*Next day Ralph tells Sarah that Jimmy likes her. *

*Ralph pinky falls off next morning *

The End!!!😃

by Snoopystheshit April 13, 2015

promised land

A woman's vagina.

I would like to get inside her promised land.

by Jackie77491 November 15, 2009

Penis Promise

A promise made while your penis is inside a person to that other person. Akin to pinkey promise but it is ten times a legit.

Justin: "Oh god I want to spend the rest of my life with you!"

Megan: "Swear?"

Justin: "Penis Promise."

Megan: "Good."

by Fallenrook1989 July 20, 2010

Pinky promise

To show that you are serious about your promise. You can't pinky promise then say why your pinky promising.

I pinky promise I won't tell him.

by Ash03 April 12, 2017

promise

An empty commitment made by a corporation for marketing purposes. Unlike a warranty or a guarantee, a promise is unenforceable, giving customers zero recourse value. Because a promise takes power away from consumers, many corporations are switching from guarantees to promises. This allows them to make bolder statements without the risk of being held accountable.

Our Promise: every day low prices on farm fresh chickens fed on a diet of organic broccoli and tofu

by PawzUK1 November 30, 2013