Probsuction

A sexual act involving a vacuum cleaner. Quite often self inflicted.

Person 1: Hey did you see the latest Avengers movie?
Person 2: No sorry I was at home with having a probsuction with my new dyson.

by Itrastiinks July 17, 2021

Chocolate Probation

When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.

Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!

by TheHumbuccleMan November 22, 2019

milking the prostate

Ejaculation technique performed by an oject, usually finger, being inserted up the rectum and stroke the prostate gland. This is allegedly where the male G-spot resides.

Angela was milking my prostate last night. I came so hard that it smashed the light bulb!!! Then the dirty bitch sucked her fingers...... I haven't kissed her since.

by SpaccaDayNightFever July 26, 2003

milking your prostate

prostate massage to achieve ejaculation

by Craig Matthews July 17, 2003

Prostiboot

boots or shoes, very high heeled with long ankle and leg covering. usually equipped with straps or zippers. typically worn by sexy women, or women attempting tp be hot.

The stripper strapped on her prostiboots before going on stage.

by emteeDUB December 25, 2007

Prostate

The skeet machine. The organ that makes the viscuous fluid of semen.

John's prostate must be working overtime, he has been in his room with Anna for 12 hours straight.

by I like to wank January 6, 2007

prosti-tots

young (elementry) little girls that dress like prostitutes..

your sisters are prosti-tots.

by roccoo May 30, 2006