someone who just spams their facebook status with complete ass munching dick balls. Which means quoting lots of famous people, saying random quotes, saying shit no one gives an ass about.
War does not determine who is left, only who is right.
I believe that obama's new reform is quite intriguing.
STFU status broadcaster
I believe that obama's new reform is quite intriguing.
STFU status broadcaster
by jizzbagwanker October 20, 2010
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A negative nickname given to a journalist who specializes in the television broadcast medium. Often times little more than a pretty face that can read a teleprompter. A broadcast jockey is void of independent thought and lacks common sense.
Example:
Broadcast Jockey Tracy Butler, from Chicago's ABC 7 news team, tested out a new Vespa motor scooter on live tv without actually knowing how to ride a scooter.
"See ya Jose and Judy, I'm outta here."
She wiped out on State Street 5 seconds later.
"I'm fine...hahahaha. Just goes to show you live tv can be interesting."
Also:
Ron Burgundy: Thanks for watching Channel 4 News. You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Damn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? For the last time, anything you type, Burgundy will read!
Broadcast Jockey Tracy Butler, from Chicago's ABC 7 news team, tested out a new Vespa motor scooter on live tv without actually knowing how to ride a scooter.
"See ya Jose and Judy, I'm outta here."
She wiped out on State Street 5 seconds later.
"I'm fine...hahahaha. Just goes to show you live tv can be interesting."
Also:
Ron Burgundy: Thanks for watching Channel 4 News. You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Damn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? For the last time, anything you type, Burgundy will read!
by dixiescotch November 9, 2010
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Person A: Check out that muthafucka with the white earphones.
Person B: Yup. He be podcasting.
Person A: Let's jump the muthafucka!
Person B: No worth it, man. The POS
doesn't have gapless playback.
Person B: Yup. He be podcasting.
Person A: Let's jump the muthafucka!
Person B: No worth it, man. The POS
doesn't have gapless playback.
by Assweepay August 27, 2005
Get the podcast mug.when you are telling a story about your life when suddenly you realize that it was derived from a show or movie. NOT YOUR OWN LIFE. usually occurs within a person who has "no life"
Brad: hey dude, one time i had a crush on this girl named mary and i was at her house on prom night and got my penis caught in my zipper while i was...wait...nevermind, that was from the movie "all about mary".
Chad: Wow Brad, havin a bad case of broadcast memory? You really need to get a life!
Chad: Wow Brad, havin a bad case of broadcast memory? You really need to get a life!
by NatGrimace June 21, 2009
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Get the Procasterbate mug.Using a podcast as a blog, or podcasting for an hour or more for an audience of five or less. Less expensive then psychoanalysis.
He never really has anything interesting to say, and noone interesting to say it to, and it's always available online- it's frickin' podcasturbation.
by the giant snail January 6, 2006
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