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Prisoner of the Present

1. A person whose entire worldview is shaped by current events, stumbling along from one crisis to another.
2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."
Larry says the U.S. economy will never recover no matter what happens in Washington -- he's a typical Prisoner of the Present.
by Peter Kobs June 4, 2009
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prison sag

Pants that are worn below the waste line, exposing underware. This origin is prison. When nigger inmates wore pants that were sagging in order to have gay sex and not get caught. The idea of sagging made it easier for nigger inmates to have sex and pull their pants up before the prison guards approached.
hey nigger, like your "prison sag ".
by omegs greek February 27, 2009
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priscilla

a priscilla is a girl who usually makes the first move. confident, makes the boys smile and wobble around. known to be the sexiest person you've ever met. priscilla is a rare and beautiful name, so the outcome of meeting one is good luck for 740 years. Just get her to fall in love with you and you are the luckiest bastard to walk the earth.
by colen o'conman October 14, 2006
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prisha

a powerful female who has the ability of solving the hardest tasks. Her aura is amazing and she tends to spell bound everyone with her charm. she doesn't likes things to be simple, she earns it and has the blood of a warrior. A total goddess with the qualities of compassion and love
she's such a bitch, I wish I had someone prisha in my life
by Rita Dogra March 4, 2019
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Los Prisioneros

Are a highly political rock band from Chile formed in the early 80's. They became the most outspoken and political rock band of south america. They broke up in 1991 after much mainstream (for once) success but reunited in 2001 and started touring, recording new music, etc. again. They are still very popular to this very day, and their last album "Manzana" has been a hit since it came out in late 2004.
*singing* Y no me digas *gets interrupted*....Hey, you like them? oh I dont know who they are, but I love this song. What?? its Los Prisioneros idiot!
by Mike Betancourt October 2, 2005
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Prison Reflex

The involuntary reflex of clenching your butt cheeks together whenever you hear a noise behind you.

Done in prison to mitigate the possibility of anal rape.
1) Wow! Amanda's ass clenched up big time just now!
2) Yeah, she's got total prison reflex.
by T-TIMMEH! December 22, 2010
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Jizz Prism

Dried semen left in the urethra after sexual intercourse, which causes forked pee by diverting the pee stream in two directions.
After I came in my buddy Shawn, I used the resulting jizz prism to pee in both of his eyes at once.
by BethsGonnaGetcha January 8, 2011
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