Skip to main content

cock print

Noun; A phenomenon occuring when your or another male's pants are too tight in the crotchal region and thus revealing an outline of the cock (penis). Usually seen on gay men, black dudes, and sometimes on emo kids who wear girls pants
Gay Guy #1 - Damn Kenny that guy must be huge, I mean, check out his cock print.
Gay Guy #2 - Ugh, I'd let him print that cock right on my face
by PussyLover18 December 8, 2006
mugGet the cock print mug.

print

Wall Street trader slang for:
1) To print a ticket, i.e. make a trade or seal the deal
2) To have sex with a woman - seal the deal
(on the trading floor)
Karen Hooker (Merrill Lynch trader): "I'll sell you 1000 shares of Motel 6 stock for $50 apiece."
Chris Taylor (Bear Stearns trader): "Done! Print that!"
Karen: "I'll also sell you long positions on Google, Blackstone, and Merrill, and a short position on Bear Stearns."
Chris: "I'll take it all! Oh yeah! Money money money money!!!"

(later at Chris' home)
Chris' wife: "How was your day? Why are you home so late?"
Chris: "Well, there was this girl - Hooker, actually. You know, the old Motel 6 deal. I totally printed that shit! She gave it up for only 50 bucks! Then she got me in all these positions and I must have printed four or five more times! Damn I'm tired from all that action. I'm hitting the sack."
Chris' wife: ***SMACK!!!*** "Get out now! How could you do this to your loving wife and poor little children?"
by Nicholas D July 23, 2007
mugGet the print mug.
Related Words

print culture

The way in which books impact the world and how authors deal with the transition between books and the internet. Basically its the most boring shit in the world and I could give a fuck less about how books turn out in the long run.
Scott: OK class we're writing a wikipedia entry on print culture!

Class: FUCK THIS SHIT
by Group 4 October 19, 2005
mugGet the print culture mug.

prinston

A very beautiful guy who grows to take care of his parents as well as his family. A number of girls will fall for him but he will only value his parents wish.He will be the centre of attention when he grows up but he will never have pride on what he has achieved .
he is just the kind of prinston I want!
by maria gorreti January 1, 2017
mugGet the prinston mug.

print-screen

Verb referring to the action of pressing the "Print-Screen" button (PrtSc) on your keyboard and using it to capture something on the screen that is funny or interesting. The image can then be pasted onto Paint and saved. After it is saved, you can send it, print it, view it, or just reflect on it.
I had to hit print-screen PrtSc during the movie to show you an image of what I was watching.
by UrbanJosh October 16, 2006
mugGet the print-screen mug.

printer

a fart that leaves a mark on your underwear
Fart!!! Uh oh...i better go check my pants, i think that one was a printer!
by pfloyd February 20, 2003
mugGet the printer mug.

Printer Prying

To rumage through print jobs that are not one's own.
Whenever spud picks up a print job, he starts printer prying to see what other people in the office have been printing.
by Spud's Friend September 3, 2008
mugGet the Printer Prying mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email