Promise

Blank hollow statements of comfort that serve no purpose other than to make someone feel better when you're lying to them.

I promise to love you forever... (Later that day) I'm with someone else, good bye.

by Aqurala April 6, 2010

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Promiscuous Davenport

Means sexy couch

I am going to sit on the promiscuous davenport come and join me

by marshallsar May 28, 2013

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Priming

Beginning the pushing process of pooping before you enter the bathroom to ensure that no time is wasted on the toilet.

My diarrhea was so bad, I tried priming my bathroom break and ruined the living room carpet

by twelveotenandahalf May 23, 2018

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Primesight

The feeling you get when you’ve just finished ordering something from amazon prime, and you find yourself wishing you had ordered it two days earlier so it so would be there already.

Guy 1: Dude, I just ordered some new shoes and a food processor from amazon; I just wish I ordered them a couple days ago so they’d already be here.

Guy 2: Yeah man, primesight’s 20/20.

by TotesMcGopher June 1, 2018

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Promiscuous Girlfriend Syndrome

When a guy has a girlfriend that he thinks/knows cheats on him, so he's mistrustful of everything and everyone with a dick he comes in contact with. Charachterized by low ego, short temper and mistrustfulness.

Guy 1:"dude, what happened to dominic? We were, like, tight until he got mad cuz his girl looked at me for half a second. He like, wanted to fight me and i didnt say shit to her..."
Guy 2:"he's got Promiscuous girlfriend syndrome bro. She fucked, like, half the dorm."

by LilCaptianKirk August 4, 2019

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