putaching

Filipino Word that refers to a woman being the daughter of a bitch.

Calling a filipino woman putaching will result in her husband chasing you around with a bat.

by T. R. L. L. October 25, 2006

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Peaching

To cup (not grab, cup) someones buttocks and yell, "Peaches!" If you successfully 'peach' the person, you yell "Got 'em!" If you slap someone instead of simply peaching, it does not count as a peach and therefore you did not complete the process of 'peaching'.

Dude, Jennifer was totally peaching all the guys at your party last week.

by bailey1244559964 August 12, 2012

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friend poaching

Anytime you look through the friends of YOUR facebook friends for anyone you may know. Specifically to add anyone that is already NOT your friend. In other words a lazy approach to finding people by using the existing work of others.

I was 'friend poaching' the other night on facebook. I found three people I went to high school with when I searched through my friend Alex's facebook friends.

by rudeboyrude December 15, 2009

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reaching for corn

when someone is sticking their tongue far up your ass as possible

Stephen had his tongue so far up my ass, he must have been reaching for corn.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

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preading

The act of pretending to read something like a contract on Google terms and conditions or more commonly in classrooms when children are distracted and just pretend to read.

The teacher looks towards Timmy and yells, ''Timmy, are you preading again. Concentrate lad''

by Spinbuster March 1, 2017

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Poaching session

A time period where someone has roasted another person several times.

Bill: wow dude, you okay?
Rick: yeah man I was trying to debate wage gaps and Jim just kept demobilizing me!
Bill: that must have been a good poaching session! Wish I was there.

by Jason Jampsh June 27, 2017

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