Posey food

Food that comes out on your plate all stylish and shit. Usually expensive. Usually takes two spoonfuls to eat. Usually your here on a date with some guy trying to show off. Usually the name of the establishment is simple like: 'Bills' or 'Noir' or something arty farty like that.

You hear other tossers beside you saying things like : "oh darling! This venison is DEVINE" and "Oh the quails egg just goes scrumptiously with this raisin".

Girl 1: Oh went to dinner last night in that new fancy restaurant that opened in town
Girl 2: Oooooooh I heard it serves fabulous food and the chef came over from England where he used to be a head chef in London!!
Girl 1: Nah! Served over priced posey food. Stopped off at McDonalds on the way home!

by Snipperino April 28, 2015

pokey bananas

Bananas that are pokey

Ouch the pokey bananas hurt my mouth.

by Poofy pony March 5, 2016

Pokey

Adj. When something pokes you repeatedly in the mouth or any other area.

This POKEY stick OML

by n.y.c.7.6.5 July 28, 2018

Pokey bum time

A game involving poking each other in the bum.

“Kelly-Anne chases george around the house poking his bum. George doesn’t try to get away because george enjoys pokey bum time.”

by D&G17 July 17, 2019

California Pokey

Like the hokie pokie but involves a lot of weed and dildos.

Guy 1: Dude me and steve got high and did the California pokey.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.

by Jackturtleguy October 3, 2017

Nutella pokey

When you fuck someone in the ass and your dick has residual fecal matter on it.

Dude I totally had a Nutella pokey last night when I fucked Ashley.

by Urmomgay4liyfebruh69 September 6, 2019

the hokey pokey

a sexual act in which you perform oral on your partner while moving your legs in a circular motion while writing out "do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around" in your partners vagina, while grabbing her breasts and moving them up and down like cow utters. and (this is optional) your friend is gonna beat the shit out of his meat whilst singing the lyrics to "the hokey pokey"

jake "me and my girlfriend performed the hokey pokey last night"
kyle "thats cool, but did you ever try "the school bus"?

by Mr.DocterAids June 19, 2022