Poobat

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

by stevo June 16, 2009

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poocano

(n) massive fecal residual
(adverb) eruptive behaviour related to the act of defecation
(v) to shit

damn, that dude just poocanoed his drawls.

by eitstripe June 11, 2003

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pootang • Pootash • pootang pie • poota • pootato • pootastic • pootananny • Pootay • pootache • Pootah

A photard is that one person in the high school yearbook that didn't make it for photo day, and wound up with a photographic framing, lighting, or exposure situation that does not match the other several hundred photos in the book. Ironically enough, those students that are socially awkward, nerdy, and/or wear thick coke-bottle glasses often end up as photards.

"I can't believe i wound up being a photard AGAIN this year. Man i'm pissed off."
"Is it me, or is Brigette's picture sliiiighty photarded?"

by Larry The Bus Driver November 4, 2006

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PoeTayToe

Originating from the game starcraft and later on to be used in PC games such as Call of Duty, Diablo II, and Counter-Strike. The word is used to discribe an utterless n00b, who is so bad at the game that they don't even know the controls.

"Wow, that last n00b was one giant PoeTayToe."

by import2nr December 28, 2004

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Pooballer

A Pooballer is a sucky pitcher in baseball for the opposing team that is either throwing really slow or just sucks dick. Striking out against a Pooballer will result in uncontrollable laughter and humiliation.

Kole: Hey Tyler!
Tyler: What man?
Kole: How did you strike out against this pooballer dude..?
Tyler: Shut up man he got me off balance..
Kole: Haha you suck dick, faggot.

by Duggie May 27, 2013

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