poosickle

A long and often delicious frozen peice of feces that is preserved in the shape of a cone.
Derived from the word icicle, it is similar to the idea of frozen matter being suspended above ground.

I was taking a shit in the cold and while I was forcing out a log it froze in mid air and turned into a poosickle. Luckily, my little brother was around to break it off and enjoy it as a mid-winter snack.

I'm so hungry... Can you grab me a poosickle out of the freezer. (Whisper) "Plus, I'm hungry for shit"

by G-Zus and The Clap April 9, 2005

poopsicle

poo on a stick that's delicious to lick

oh phooey! my fouth is sooo dry, a carrot flavored poopsicle would do the trick!

by lisa November 12, 2002

poopsicle

1. popsicle spelt wrong
2. a popsicle made of poop

That popsicle is good.

by Peter Kim May 16, 2004

Poopdick

Poopdick is a Brandon who fucked up one Saturday night when he was really fucked up and stuck it in the wrong hole

God look Noah got that Poopdick

by Poop dickens May 9, 2014

Dumb Dumb Doo Doo Head Pooplicker

the absolute worst thing you can ever call anybody in a 3rd grade playground and only use it in very very very dire situation's

James is a dumb dumb doo doo head pooplicker

by frsfps October 4, 2019

poopsicle

a popsicle made out of poop.

"Hey! Watcha doin' Bob?"
"Eatin' a poopsicle."
"...okay. Ima leave. But first, is it yours or someone elses?
"What kind of a question is that?"
"nothin" *walks away*

by norkalert January 8, 2010

Orange poopsicle

freeze a condom, dip it in peanut butter and allow your cats to sensually fellatiate it to the point of climax

Bro, my cats breath smelled like rubber and peanuts after it gave me a riteous orange poopsicle

by juan cabo121 June 7, 2011