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poonis

Its original meaning was a peice of poo in the shape of a penis. Now, it can mean anything. Instead of using a certain word, plug in the word poonis.Its a much funnier definition and use of the word.
Dude, dont talk with poonis (food) in your mouth.

Hey, you dropped your poonis.(pencil)

Wake up and smell the poonis. (Coffee)
by Joshua Crespo September 14, 2005
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Poonion

A vagina that is so infected that the smell actually brings you to tears.
by malec slomas May 5, 2009
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Poonictionary

Poonjab-to punch one's vagina

Poonexican-when you look at your and you see a stach

Poonboom-when your too far away for a poonjab you throw a bomb.

Poonbruise-when you look at your vagina and you see black and blue

Poonjew-when you lookat your vagina and you see a litte hat

Poonnazi-when you look at your vagina and your peubs are in the form of a swatzika.

Poonslice-when you judo chop a vagina

Poonedo-when your underwater and you see a vagina you throw a torpedo at it.
when any of the following words in poonictionary got to do with you, your vagina is in need of some good hearty dick.
by Poonmatt May 14, 2007
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pooning mask

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell
<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'
by Fanny Appleton May 22, 2006
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poonis

Passing excrament through the penis.
black guy
Hey! I just had a poonis!
by Bill Jaroszewski May 6, 2004
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poonitis

a physical fear of the woman's poon.
Joe burton has a bad case of poonitis. That stupid fuck.
by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003
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Poonizzo

Poon tang, Poon, pussy, vagizzo
I need some poonizzo
by DuffStyle December 25, 2002
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