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texas totem pole

Where a black guy puts hot sauce on his dick and fucks a white guy
by Brandon Boecker December 29, 2013
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The south pole

The use of a cooled or frozen sounding device . Placement of a cold sound in the male urethra.
She hit me with the south pole! It was like pissing an icicle in reverse!
by Balls12022 January 20, 2022
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Barber's Pole

The result of a sexual liaison with a menstruating woman.
"I finally got down & dirty with that Janet, but she'd got the painters in. Didn't much care at the time, but my dick looked like a goddam Barber's Pole when it was over"
by Bluetyphoon August 6, 2004
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Scrotum Pole

When four or more guys place their ball bags on top of one another's thus making a totem pole of male genitalia.
Steve Layz and the other guys from the local soup kitchen proudly dogpiled their hairy meatballs on top of each other. "we did it!" explained Layz "we've created a monumental Scrotum Pole, congratulations, now lets fuck like maniacs"
by Hatesmear Creepshow September 6, 2013
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Polegasm

The intense orgasm some people, male or female, experience when climbing a rope or pole.
I had a polegasm in PE
by Dr P J Fingerwell April 21, 2010
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pole pouncer

Someone who can't get enough dick. Could mean either sex , but usually is used to describe a gay man.
It scares me when Bill gets drunk, he starts acting like a pole pouncer.
by samiam6977 February 1, 2009
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poolesville

A town in MoCo

A town so small, it is encompassed by the school zone of the High School.

Known as the Boondocks, perhaps the only boondocks where the houses go for upwards of close to a million

homocide rate of 1 (though we do have a crackhouse, now!)

Home of the Falcons, a mascot change severely contended by the rednecks who insist on wearing their old indians attire.

Still celebrates Poolesville day, a huge oart of the southern MD campaign trail

When, during Homecoming spirit week, there is a country western day, nothing in the school looks different

A very white school, but home to many racialy confused rich white kids

The football team is finally winning

The floors of the high school are made of asbestos. the ceilings are made of mold, the water of lead.

There is no swimming pool, basement, or calculus light at pville, no matter what Mr. Doherty tells you.

Everybody understands what "Jesus wouldve done his identities" means, as well as "factor factor factor!"

Jack Diamond's kids go to Pville

Home to Markoff's haunted forest, the ninth scariest haunted house in the US, according to AOL
"I was driving past the corn field today-" "which one?"

Nobody else has a clue what the hell a Selby's is

So I was driving through Poolesville today. It took me five minutes.
by LizPip November 3, 2006
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