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Myspace politics

Political views, liberal or conservative, that are so ridiculously cliche and/or ignorant that they can only find expression on Myspace.

People with myspace politics are generally an embarassment to others with similiar political viewpoints, and more often than not are between the ages of 12-16.

Will often pepper their myspace accounts with such trite, reguritated catchphrases as "Bush is a terorist!!!" or "Liebrals hate Amercia!!!".
Nobody cares about your moronic myspace politics.
by Thomas Hutchinson February 4, 2007
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Facebook politics

The ridiculous which ensues after people don't "accept" friendship requests or "delete" friends over stupid reasons. Those who violently pursue an extended social acceptance and/or are upset when people don't care they go fucking mental, for really no decent reason at all.
John: "Hey bro, my girlfriend's mad. She said it's cuz you didn't accept her as a friend on facebook."

Jan: "But I don't really like her. She's a huge bitch, no offense. Why the hell would I add her; to see all my shit?"

John: "But she won't blow me till you add her."

Jan: "Fuck this shit: facebook politics."

^^ Facebook politics. Ruin everything.
by uwengineer October 17, 2010
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politics

Proof that human beings are, indeed, dumbasses.
Typical politics in action:

Republican: My party's better than yours!
Democrat: No, my party's better!
Independent: Both of you shut the fuck up!
by Santa Claussssss December 20, 2009
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Politics Crew

A group of NG Regulars who think they are better than everyone else, when they really are not. They are also very parnoid and stuck up.
The Politics Crew are scared of their own shadow.
by WadeFulp November 29, 2004
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Politics

Something that makes people feel like human affairs are important, despite the fact that our entire planet- nay; solar system- nay; galaxy could be wiped from existence without altering the universe in any perceptible manner.
Imagine spending your entire lifetime discussing a single electron orbiting a single hydrogen atom bonded in a single water molecule lining the digestive tract of a security guard at Kohl's with no consideration for anything else in the world. That is more or less what politics are like.
by Cadaei June 16, 2011
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Politics

A bunch of rich people in a room yelling at each other pretending to get things done, basically a big circle jerk on the people they represent.
Modern politics is a complete waste of time, and people would be better off electing a potato as their representative it would accomplish just as much as their current representatives do.
by DOJOMASTER January 1, 2015
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politics and chill

When you go over a partners house to have sex and politics is playing in the background
"Hey you want to politics and chill"
"What can I do"
"Anything you like just make sure it's legal we got Donald trump watching"
by Lah December 4, 2015
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