US Foreign Policy

something you don't mess with if you don't know what you are talking about

if you don't know what US Foreign Policy is, and are genuinely interested, you can always ask Henry Kissinger.

by Sexydimma July 14, 2015

9mm Insurance Policy

Referring to a bullet as an insurance policy; Implying that you'll kill someone as a means of guaranteeing the end result.

The use of a gun, or bullet to insure ones own interest by taking the life of the transgressor.

DAN: You're fired!
Mark: I've got a 9mm insurance policy.
DAN: I'm calling the police
Mark: *POP*, *POP*

e.g. Using a bullet to insure results.

by ruralchaingang September 22, 2021

principled policy wonk

Any republican who thinks McCellan is a flack for telling the truth about past lies.

I'm a principled policy wonk, not a turncoat.

by Heyseed June 2, 2008

Wal*Mart Policy

1. When you've received terrible service.

2. Getting screwed over royal.

1. I'm never going there again! I received the Wal*Mart Policy

2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!

by Grendare April 3, 2010

hands off policy

an idea where a friend or a sibling cannot fiddle with the girl that you desire

he applied the hands off policy when they were together

by Call me Babes 1-800-FuckMyButt April 6, 2017

Open Door Policy

a policy that requires all doors to remain open at all times, generally due to an ex-convict's aversion to doors being closed because they make him feel like he's back in the joint

House guest: Man, what the hell you opening the bathroom door for when I'm in there takin' a shit?!
Home owner (ex-con): If you're gonna stay here you're gonna have to abide by the Open Door Policy.

House guest: What the hell you talkin' about?!
Home owner (ex-con): Ever since I did that 6 months in Statesville, I can't have any doors closed in my house. I get to feeling like I'm locked in and I bug the fuck out, Dogg. The Open Door Policy is as much for your safety as for mine.
House guest: That seems fair, homie.

by jeanshorts August 16, 2010

Scorched Earth Policy

To make it a practice to refuse to give oral sex to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.

"Jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and I have a strict Scorched Earth Policy"

by John September 15, 2004