Oscar the Grouch poor

Poor as fuck; dirt poor; so poor that one lives in a garbage can.

That family isn't Oscar the Grouch poor, but they can't afford a house like that.

by Leonidas Poporigopoulos March 30, 2008

Poor-John

Someone lays on their back and slowly inserts a candle in their ass while lighting the candle and slowly let the candle wax drip onto their scrotum sack bag.

ALSO A FANTASTIC BAND! www.poor-john.com =)

while listening to Poor-John we gave Jeff a Poor-John. It was fun.

by Matthew Caron December 15, 2008

Poor Theo

A miserable, ugly Greek bloke who works as a bouncer at a gay bar and constantly feels sorry for himself. He walks around the house saying "Oh dear!" over and over.

Poor Theo sounds really upset. What's wrong? Has his best friend died?

No, he's feeling suicidal because he overcooked his fried eggs.

Poor Theo!

by Lumpbag April 29, 2009

Poor

To be poor is to be tired of eating Top Ramen for every meal of the day.

I'm as /poor/ as a mouse that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

If I eat Top Ramen one more time I will shit out an asian!

by Iceman Cometh March 10, 2009

piss poor

1)to be extremely broke (out of money)

2)a word to describe something that's inadequate.

1)im gonna be piss poor this month since i spent all my paycheck on crack.

2)I hired someone to paint my car but they did a piss poor job.

by mullett December 21, 2002

poor sport

a person who becomes unnecessarily emotional after being defeated at some sort of contest, regardless of the contests' significance. Also could be described as a baby.

Grace flips out every time she loses at bowling. It's just bowling. She's a bit of a poor sport.

by cyrsc August 24, 2009

Poor Man's Pimms

A mildly alcoholic summer drink composed of urine mixed with cigarette butts, yellow detergent cubes and assorted other detritus often found in blocked urinals in pubs.

Tramp 1: I'm dying for a drink. Let's go down the Coach and Horses for a pint of Poor Man's Pimms.
Tramp 2: Great idea, that sounds delicious.

by Stegwych August 12, 2006