alarm poach

when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...

Yo i totally gave her the alarm poach

by the twizzle January 2, 2008

Put Me in Poached Burger

A burger that comes with a poached egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Put Me in Poached Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Poach the whiz house

To stop for a fly by piss at any random convenience store or fast food chain without making a purchase

While traveling my sales territory I frequently poach the whiz house

by The linguist from Cunna September 29, 2019

Poach

To always be poaching on a player. Showing up to the party with no blunts , bottles , or bitches and tryna poach on mines.

“ that fool be living that poach life. He’s hella stingy . Tell him put 5 on it or stay at his own house “

by HellaDopeName October 29, 2020

Poaching Beans

When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.

Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.

by Umy Hany April 18, 2024

poach me baby

Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth

Oooooo yeah poach me baby

by Egg 🍳 September 3, 2017

Poach

To poach; the act of taking cigarettes, lighters, or roaches without considering to ask the owner for permission.

*dude looks left and right, don’t see anyone and takes a smoke*

*I walk in and grab me one and notice a few are missing*

Me: dude did you poach one of my cigs?

Dude: nah I did, but I figured you wouldn’t mind.”

by CallMeTree November 4, 2017