when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...
by the twizzle December 07, 2007
A burger that comes with a poached egg
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018
To stop for a fly by piss at any random convenience store or fast food chain without making a purchase
by The linguist from Cunna September 30, 2019
Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching
by Arnold mcjagger May 31, 2013
A joke term to compare someone whose leg(s) has been injured and needs crutches, a wheelchair, or another alternative tool to help them move to a poached egg or a chicken without a head.
Jason: What's up poach cripple?
Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!
Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.
Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!
Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.
by daload November 15, 2023
When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.
"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'
by AnonM April 25, 2008
when the government discourages popular blacks from starting families with popular people of the ancient world or their exes to promote white superiority.
Blacks are the richest and most attractive minorities but the ancient world poach was made to try to disassociate blacks from the Bible.
by Coop Dupe August 20, 2020