politics

Proof that human beings are, indeed, dumbasses.

Typical politics in action:

Republican: My party's better than yours!
Democrat: No, my party's better!
Independent: Both of you shut the fuck up!

by Santa Claussssss December 20, 2009

Politics Crew

A group of NG Regulars who think they are better than everyone else, when they really are not. They are also very parnoid and stuck up.

The Politics Crew are scared of their own shadow.

by WadeFulp November 29, 2004

Politics

Something that makes people feel like human affairs are important, despite the fact that our entire planet- nay; solar system- nay; galaxy could be wiped from existence without altering the universe in any perceptible manner.

Imagine spending your entire lifetime discussing a single electron orbiting a single hydrogen atom bonded in a single water molecule lining the digestive tract of a security guard at Kohl's with no consideration for anything else in the world. That is more or less what politics are like.

by Cadaei June 16, 2011

poolitics

When politics stinks like poo because it has the power to make people think and do shitty things on all sides of the poolitical spectrum.

Poolitician: I promise to make this country the greatest toilet manufacturing nation in the world to meet the endless demands of poolitics.

*The oppoosition repsonds by flinging their poo*

by Chumptownpresident March 4, 2017

Politics

A bunch of rich people in a room yelling at each other pretending to get things done, basically a big circle jerk on the people they represent.

Modern politics is a complete waste of time, and people would be better off electing a potato as their representative it would accomplish just as much as their current representatives do.

by DOJOMASTER January 1, 2015

politics and chill

When you go over a partners house to have sex and politics is playing in the background

"Hey you want to politics and chill"
"What can I do"
"Anything you like just make sure it's legal we got Donald trump watching"

by Lah December 4, 2015

Politics and chill

Politics and chill is for 40 year olds enjoying Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton too much.

Guy,"Yo heard the elections lately?"

The girl hesitates.
Girl,"I know what you want"

Guy,"Wanna"

Girl screams!

Girl,"Politics and chill!"

And that is how Donald Trump was made, because The Girl found out the Boy was her brother,
and when Trump was born he was dropped on his head 14 times.

by Thebootybythesecondman August 12, 2016