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Pirates' Best

A sexual act thought to have originated in Somalia or possibly Doncaster, South Yorkshire, it involves the male, when near ejaculation to remove the penis from the woman's clunge kicking her in her shin and blowing his load in the females eye. This act is frowned upon.
Man: What did you do last night John.

John: I gave our Shirley a Pirates' Best.
by The Bad'un September 25, 2009
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Pirate Macauley

Pirate Macauley is a vicious pirate who roams the severn seas. He is the most fearsome pirate in all the land and is incredibly terrible. He plunders and pillages many peoples land. As soon as you see him you should get away as soon as possible.
"Pirate Macauley pillaged my village!" "Really? You were lucky to survive!"
by Evil Pipe March 1, 2013
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protean

Wow, that guy is so protean!
by ballerbron November 13, 2018
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Pirate shot

When you take a shot straight out of the champagne bottle. You must drink fast (less than one second) like taking a shot until your mouth is full. If a proper Pirate Shot is taken some champagne should be coming out of your mouth. A modified Pirate Shot can be done with someone else giving you a Pirate Shot. IT IS NOT JUST WATERFALLING.
“Katy just grabbed the champagne and took a crazy Pirate Shot!”

“Edmond sucks at Pirate Shots.”
by ScurvyCat September 28, 2019
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Pirate President

A lawless and anarchistic head of state, voted into office who breaks apart from the lawful government and begins to demonstrate the deep greed, rage and nihilism dwelling within, all empowered by the passivity and naivety of the masses.
The Pirate President has shown that he has no loyalties and he will continue to plunder all that is America until we stop him.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
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general protection fault

A crash that occurs often on a Windows 95 based machine (ie Windows 98, 98Se, and ME)
by Arran August 3, 2003
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sperm pirate

A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.
Example#1: I met this really hot 35 year old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.

Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a sperm pirate.
by Cynthia H. August 23, 2007
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