Pity Like

What you do on any social media platform when any post has so many dislikes that you want to give it a like out of pity.

His attempt at a satirical video got so many dislikes that I decided to give a pity like"

by Lou Dickerson May 4, 2017

pity wood

When a male forces himself to obtain an erection to prove to to his partner that he is sexually attracted to her.

Last night, I really wasn't feeling it, but I got up some pity wood to make her happy anyways.

by JDuffy March 25, 2007

Pity-vite

An invitation extended only because the inviter feels sorry for the invitee.

We sent a pity-vite to the nerdy guy for the Superbowl party because nobody else would.

by DDP1963 February 5, 2009

pity tug

When finding your one-night stand/booty call/random hook-up has a tiny penis and out of sympathy you give him a hand job. This is often the last encounter before deleting his number from your phone.

After Frankie found her bar fuck for the night had an incredibly small penis, she gave him a pity tug and never spoke to him again.

by superduckie September 29, 2010

Pitty Kitty

What one gets after hours of begging and pleading for sex.

After the 3 kids finally fell asleep, Brandon began his usual act of begging and pleading for a little Pitty Kitty from his always pretending to be too tired, uncaring wife.

by Brandingo June 20, 2011

Pity-Handy

A hand job given apathetically and out of pity. During the hand job things are often said such as "are you almost there?" and it's not uncommon to make a phone call, smoke a cigarette, or text a friend during the encounter.

I don't really like that guy, but I'd toss him a pity-handy if he asked.

by WetBottom November 14, 2011

Pity Fishing

The act of searching for pity or sympathy by making something sound far worse than it really is.

Dave: Hey dude, what's up?

Jim: I got attacked by this massive, vicious dog in the park yesterday... I thought I was going to die...

Dave: OMG! Are you OK?

later...

Dave: Did you hear about Jim? He got attacked by a massive dog!

Fred: He's just pity fishing, I was there. He was barked at by a dog.

by Mousey 66 March 27, 2012