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photoshop it true

using photoshop or other image editting programs to doctor pictures to suit your own version of events, based on the idea of "pics or its not true" (also known as "pics or it didn't happen"). using this as a threat against people that piss you off on the internet can give you leverage in forum arguments.
Steve: I live to piss you off, why can't you hack it?
Dan: say, remember that time in your life you weighed 400 pounds and wore a mumu?
Steve: lol no...that never happened!
Dan: then stop pissing me off and I won't photoshop it true.
by Kiki212 March 5, 2008
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Facebook LOL Photography

When one takes a picture, preferably candid, and makes the subject look like a fool/ extremely awkward.

It makes you "lol"
Mother: Oh Dear! Look at Johnny in that photo! LOL!

Son: That's Facebook LOL Photography, ma!
by SOMANYPHOTOCHEMICALS January 10, 2010
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Photography

The only hobby that you can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail.
Person 1- I LOVE photography!
Person 2- Wow you must take lots of great photos.
Person 1- Yea. Totally. 😈 * has fire and murder of past in their eyes*
Person 2- *backs away calls mental hospital*
by MoneyFi$h January 26, 2019
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crazy photoshop people

These are the crazy forum people that make pictures and signatures all day long. After hours of that they switch to telling other people what they are doing wrong and why.
Ex. John spends all his time telling people how to crop their photos correctly on the Photoshop forums! He must with the crazy photoshop people.
by Kesai furockt April 5, 2006
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Photographic Memory

When your memory of a party derives from photographs of the event rather than the event itself, because you were too fucking drunk to remember any of it.
Yeeeah, well I don't really remember any of Friday night, but I saw all the pictures, so I do have a really good photographic memory!
by Scalcar June 6, 2009
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digital photography

The future. Get over it. Remember, a digital SLR is essentially a 35mm camera; you still have to know the basics in order to use it. Taking great pictures is not a matter of using or not using photoshop, it's having the eye. Great pictures come from the soul, not the equipment. Film is gone, nothing lasts forever, but the spirit of photography remains.
My D70s and the D3 I will soon own make everything clear through the 50mm lens. Digital photography is the greatest thing to ever happen to photojournalism.
by Cakeeye January 3, 2009
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Photoshop Beautiful

A term used to describe how someone looks in a picture edited and doctored in photoshop. Can be used either as a compliment to both model and photog for a job well done or disparagingly to describe someone who looks epicly fit in a pic but in actual reality is as rough as a dogs rotting corpse.
Mate, Faye and Abi both look utterly Photoshop beautiful on FB right now. You gotta check it out you'll spooge.

Well mate i'm gutted. In her pic on Plenty Of Fish she look well fucking tasty but when I saw her in the pub she was such a fucking pig I nearly vomited up a lung. Photoshop beautiful and nothing else. Fail
by doombadger December 23, 2010
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