German Pretzel Press

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.

Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press

Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

pakistani drill press

When a guy stands over a girl with her ankles pinned behind her ears by his hands and he goes up and down on her like a drill press.

Bob's wife asked if I could perform a pakistani drill press on her last night.

by Jason,BJ,Aaron,JB,Nick,Tim and Skip January 7, 2007

Pheasant

(n. -DWMP): A pejorative term of endearment for members of "Dude, Where's My Par?" that describes one as a lower class in a term correlated to avian jargon as is most golf related jargon. See: -birdie -eagle -albatross

You must be new.. Better double check the DWMP page before YOU talk shit.. What a pheasant

by R4WF0D0G23 August 14, 2019

Gutenberg Press

The Gutenberg press with its wooden and later metal movable type printing brought down the price of printed materials and made such materials available for the masses. It remained the standard until the 20th century. During the centuries, many newer printing technologies were developed based on Gutenberg's printing machine e.g. offset printing.

Johannes Gutenberg was a German goldsmith and inventor best known for the Gutenberg press, an innovative printing machine that used movable type. Gutenberg was born between 1394 and 1400 and died in 1468. In 1438, Gutenberg began a business arrangement with Andreas Dritzehn, who funded his experiments in printing. In 1450, Gutenberg began a second arrangement with German businessman Johannes Fust. Fust lent Gutenberg the money to start a printing business and build a large Gutenberg Press, their printing projects included the now famous Gutenberg Bible. On September 30, 1452, Johann Guttenberg's Bible was published becoming the first book to be published in volume.

by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005

press junk-it

Verb, to speak without thinking to reporters or members of the press. Famous press junkers are Bob Dylan and Terrell Owens. The term was first coined in Zach Braff's Garden State.

"What was your dream job growing up?" - Reporter
"To be a waitress," - Dylan

"What are you going to do here in Denmark?" - Reporter
"Look for Hamlet's castle," - Dylan

Dylan could really press junk-it.

by Geoff L. November 22, 2005

PGESS

Post Government Expansion Stress Syndrome.

The creeping uneasiness you feel after hearing of the latest increase in government intervention in the economy. May manifest long after the actual announcement or media coverage of the new law, rule, or regulation. Though these are usually well-intended, deep down you know they will only further reduce your ability to enjoy life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Congress passes acts intended to create economic equality that lead to administrative law (rules and regulations) that force government controlled financial institutions to create artificial markets for risky securities that are then manipulated by opportunistic financial institutions in ways that multiply the risks, then when the government artificially and rapidly increases interest rates the whole house of cards crashes down. Net result: cautious, responsible investors and their offspring are stuck with the tax bills to bail out the people who caused the problem.

The next time you hear about more government meddling in the economy, you feel uncomfortable and concerned about the future ill effects that may result. This is called PGESS.

by The Common Sense Man May 23, 2009

Anus Press

When two people spread their butt cheeks and press their anuses together in a kiss-like motion.

The married couple showed their love with a passionate anus press.

by SickTight February 13, 2014