Pervert

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by Kawaii Melon May 26, 2018

perverse miracle

a{n alleged} miracle that serves no purpose or is actively evil. For example, in the Apocryphal New Testament, in the book *Protevangelion*, XI. Mary's immaculate conception has caused immense turmoil for Joseph and Mary, not merely because Joseph assumes Mary has conceived with another mortal, but also because she does so far too soon. This is therefore resolved by more miracles, that fail to convince anyone (xi.19). In XIII., Joseph has to get a midwife, and finds that time has stopped (so he can find her quickly?). But in the following chapter, the midwife is useless and Mary delivers miraculously too. So there was no point at all to the miracle.

Other examples: a story in the Talmud of a slain holy man's blood, which bubbled miraculously on the spot where he was killed. Nebuchadnezzar is said to arrive there after his conquest of Jerusalem and demand to know why the blood bubbles. When he finds out, he believes he has to appease the spirit of the holy man and so he "sacrifices" 80,000 people on the spot where the blood bubbles. Wouldn't God stop the bubbling just to get Nebuchadnezzar to stop murdering people there?

If Bush was a perverse miracle sent from God to punish our nation for its wickedness, then would it not have been more godlike to make us less wicked--instead?

by Abu Yahya February 15, 2009

to catch a pervert

a MSNBC Dateline show where host Chris Hansen, a team of decoys disguised as underage youth, a hidden camera crew and law enforcement personnel. They have an elaborate scheme bordering on entrapment where they set out to reel in perverted adult men trying to hook up online, then in person with underage youth.

That guy last night on "to catch a pervert" really started crying when they tackled and handcuffed him. Hansen, the crew, and the cops were lovin' it! They know he's gonna get pounded every day for 20 years by his cell mates. I don't mean just beat down-he's gonna have a sore butt.

by busterboner August 31, 2009

perverpret

When you interpret something that is completely innocent as dirty. A portmanteau of "pervert" and "interpret"

"Woo! A hole in one!"
"That's what she said."
"Ew don't perverpret it."

by Kristyn G January 15, 2009

Perverted ears

When you hear things wrong, but as sexual terms

I have the most perverted ears, I heard "cubic as "pubic"

by Murphy Lawson October 31, 2009

Perversify

To make something more perverted than it was previously. Usually by guys, but it's MUCH cooler when girls perversify themselves.

Her: "Did you put it in yet?"
Him: "That's what she said!"
Her: "You're gross."
Him: "Sorry, I've been trying to perversify my mind lately."
Her: "Me too ;)"

*Major sexfest*

by Appletunes008 May 12, 2010

Perversonality

One’s freaky side, often shown through anonymous blogging of porn on the internet or kinky activities such as BDSM.

‘I’ve known Jim for years, but I have only recently gotten to know his perversonality through Tumblr.’

by Proudwarrior June 12, 2012