Ten percent days

A mandatory day off from work that is associated with a 10% cut in pay. Common for companies who desire to cut payroll costs due to a downturn in business without laying people off.

Pig Fucker: I'd offer you a nip, but I know that tomorrow is a weekday, and you have to be able to get up early to go to work.

Numbnuts: Don't worry about it. Tomorrow is one of my ten percent days.

by Garage Dweller May 21, 2009

Two Percent

A man who claims to be two percent black just because he likes to play ball and listen to rap.

Oh for sure, he's two percent, you know?

by Henry Williams T April 28, 2011

Red Percent

When a child returns your iPhone after borrowing and battery is completely spent.

“Dad...your phone is on Red Percent!”

by harmszone June 1, 2018

20 Percent

It is the point of crisis and when all hell breaks loose.

“Oh crap! My phone is at 20 percent and I don’t have a charger!”

by AnimuSight July 20, 2018

52 percenter

Someone that blindly believes objective nonsense despite the overwhelming body of reputable evidence showing it to be rubbish.

"Did you hear Dave won't get his vaccine because he's worried it will contain a 5g chip?"

"Urgh, that guy is such a 52 percenter"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer December 2, 2021

low percent

A speedrun in which the goal is to collect the least amount of "objects" in the game in the fastest time. An object could be an item, an achievement, etc. Low% speedruns are scored by least amount of objects before time.

"I took 5 hours longer, but collected 1 less item, so I have world record for low percent."

by hdgsjkxmzadklkx January 4, 2022

None-Hundred Percent

Over-explicitly stating that you had no reason to participate in something. Like you don't care one little bit.

Zero, zilch, nada. Null. The big fat Goose Egg. The empty set.

Adam: what percentage of brackets have kansas as the champion? 80?

Andy: None-Hundred Percent of mine ... since I care not for NCAA.

by awienick March 20, 2010